Teblow Coming Back for More

As if it wasn’t enough that Tim Tebow has become arguably the greatest college football player of all time, he has also decided to let everyone experience his godliness for one more season.

That’s right.  Tebow’s coming back.

Timmy would like to thank Jesus for his superpowers.

Timmy would like to thank Jesus for his superpowers.

Just when we’d started thinking we might stand a chance against Florida next year, the most recent person to be named into sainthood has decided he’d like to convert more college players and coaches over to Tebowism.

So when we head to Gainesville next season, there Tim Tebow will be, halo and all, to welcome us into his cathedral and show us what the pain of the Lord Jesus Christ feels like.

Can’t wait.

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~ by drewbd on 01.11.2009.

2 Responses to “Teblow Coming Back for More”

  1. Tebow will not go in the first 4 rounds if he went to the NFL. If he stays in college, he gets to dominate the nation. Not a hard choice.

  2. Yea, I think he came to his senses. I’m not even sure if he has the ability to make that much of an impact in the NFL, especially not at the quarterback position.

    It’ll be interesting to see if someone will try and convert him to another position, like halfback. But I’m getting ahead of myself. We still get to enjoy him for yet another year.

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